Lighthouse Coat is a beautiful outerwear garment that was for sale at www.blair.com during the years of 2005 and 2006. It was given to a friend who did not desire it (for completely unknown reasons) and we decided to pass it along to others to enjoy as a temporary gag gift.
Friday, November 17, 2006
WHO or WHAT is wearing LHC?
This image is alarming. No, not [just] because this garment is hideous, but because it appears this shot was taken while someone was wearing LHC and then her(?) hands and head were Photoshopped out. I mean, the finished photo looks skurry. Why not use the model you paid to, you know, model the coat? Perhaps said model was absolutely appalled at the shoot's results. Her stance is awful and robot-like. Possibly she suddenly came to her senses that the jacket is U-G-L-Y and demanded a change of contract. Maybe... Maybe the coat was modeled by an invisible lady?!? That, my friends, is very alarming.
*Directions (To be Completed Within One Month of Receiving LHC)... 1) Capture a digital photograph of Lighthouse Coat, or you wearing Lighthouse Coat, preferably at a national or historic site. 2) Send your first name/nickname, basic location and a jpeg of your Lighthouse Coat photo to lighthousecoat@yahoo.com so that it may be posted on The Junket of Lighthouse Coat blog, http://lighthousecoat.blogspot.com, for others to enjoy. Feel free to include a story of your time with Lighthouse Coat. 3) Copy these directions. 4) Pack Lighthouse Coat and the Junket of Lighthouse Coat directions safely in a waterproof mailing device (don’t forget to use Delivery Confirmation as we do not want Lighthouse Coat lost in limbo) and forward to another individual deserving a fun extra-curricular activity. *If you need to wash LHC, please do not put in dryer but HANG DRY. *Similarities between Junket and Junk-It are not a coincidence.
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